So today I weighed in at 116.8 lbs, I'm officially underweight for my height and body type. And I'm just able to fit into some clothes I bought when I was a handful of pounds from being morbidly obese last year (lemme just savor my accomplishment for a moment....).
Okay done. So these clothes were a size large when I bought them, I was slightly delusional about my weight but I still knew I was larger then many. So this person here, this newly underweight person, is only now able to fit into a size large. When large is just big enough for someone who weighs less then is healthy, there is a serious problem.
Fuck you, clothing designers. Fuck you, large retail stores. Fuck you, up the ass with a cheese grater.
Okay I feel that may be a bit dramatic.
We can start with a pine cone and work our way up. You twisted dillweeds.
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